"Pink"
“Then when it got dark and we were all sitting around the campfire, Meg and Donna told me Jeff Woods was waiting in the barn to kiss me! Then everyone started chanting, "Go to the barn! Go to the barn!" I thought I was gonna poop my swim suit! I wanted to kiss him but I didn't want everyone to know about it and now here I was with everyone cheering me on, and Jeff expecting me to meet him in the barn. Well I'm not a hoser. So I ran up to Meg's bathroom so I could brush my tongue. I had had cake and pop and pizza and garlic bread and then cake again. God, Delores, you're such a hoss dog! Meg and Donna gave me one final breath check. I was ready. Off to the barn. I felt so retarded. I was in my swimsuit, which was two sizes too small and kept riding up my butt. It was pitch black.”