"My mom says she thinks I have body issues and maybe we should talk to someone and that I would be happiest doing things with a creative club. What is a creative club? What is it?! I wish someone would tell me. There is no such thing as a creative club!"
"DIARY! I burnt my bangs off at the Kenosha News Christmas party and set the buffet table on fire.
And if I want to make out with Mitch the janitor at the Christmas party, then that's what I'm gonna do."
"I felt weird. I really didn't want to go over to dark corner with him and I really should have trusted my instincts but I honestly could not have predicted what was about to happen."